Sometin Necessary

Everyone needs to know about sumtin very special to The Tussin, the reason people get up in the morning is quite simple to The Tussin. Breakfast, and possibly morning sex and on occasion a warmed leftover or chocolate-ship cookay. What is better for breakfast than a lean mean grapefruit. Grapefruits being one of dey few products that real men purchase outsyde of Home Depot. Grapefruits are especially versatyle in da mornin they make a fergie delicious breakfast, and a powerful weapon when used in the squeezings of the juices in the eyeballs of the opponents, during lunch they is good fo afternoon drinks, The Tussin likes his drinks 4 hours early, or earlier. Then at suppa they cans be used for a tasty dinner, by shoving them down the throat of a noble cook and then stealing his premade goodies. Lastly, grapefruits can be used for fourth meal, so one can beat the stupid taco bell guy and kill his dog (like The Tussin normally do), most unfochunately. To purchase these fruits one requires grapefruit money, holiest of monies, right above da fabled Jew gold, and far far higher than da loathsome nickels, damn nickels is crap. Now not erybody in da club have dis grapefruit money, fo instance my homie Tyro, has got no grapefruit money. Now, to aquire dis grapefruit money, one
must earn regula monies and then convert it into a grapefruit fund or sometin of dat nature. The Tussin earns his money by lettin peoples look at him wit out fear of instant or if The Tussin feels like it slow slow death. Now i understand yall cannot earn monies in this fashion, cause da popo says yall cannot kill others, luckily The Tussin does not apply to laws of men who he can and normally does eat. However, yall can earn monies simply by doing one simple thing dat is simple. Bettin and prostitution, if god didn't want prostitutes, then why did The Tussin make The Tussin such a pimp? I luv bettins, sometimes i betts on prostitutes, like "I betcha dat ho is worf $5.26 exactly", den they is like "Yo The Tussin go over and pay her with nickels, ill give ya some monies", but then i pop them cus The Tussin don't carry nickels and they should've known dat befo they spoke, some say ignorance is bliss, The Tussin says ignorance is death by The Tussin. Now as yall prolly no The Tussin isn't makin much sense right now, but shut da hell up, i got mo grapefruit money den you so yall can bight The Tussin perfectly shaped and quite lovely ass.