Up WIth Grammar, Down With Stupid, Racist Stories

So, im not usin no grammer, thats the white mans way of hatin on us yo, just like stomach aches, whenever a black man reached powa a stomache crippled him to the point of vulnerability.

So im walkin down the street punching infants to prove that i can punch 100 infants without fear of god givin me that white cancer anti black kkk shit (like i normally does). When all da sudden, a man sippin on gin and juice came ridin up selling mysery flavad dum dums, the mexican kind you know they is blue and say "Que Misterioso" well i buy a few and then pop his ass cause he gave me my $5. 26 change in nickels and all real men know dat nickels is crap. What can you do wif so many fuckin nickels, nuthin except play pop the guy selling mexican dum dums fo givin me fuckin nickels, then fillin his body with $5.26 worth of nickels and putting him inside of 100 pre-punched infants. Now dat ladies and i'm straight is completly unrelated or as the mexicans would say completly unrelatedo. Now i'm eatin this here dum dum when i realize it tastes like a mix of sex and cookies, which reminds me that tis guy livin in a garbage can owes me sum fuckin cookies, so i went to him and i was all like "Yo man where my cookies Grouch?" and he was all "Dude i get yo yo cookies but i needs mo time you see this fuckin vampire stole ems so he could count how many fuckin cookies i has", i replied most kindly with "Bitch dat story is faker den da top half of Paris "The Brickwall" Hilton, aint no such thang as a vampire who counts, vampires are black aint you neva seen Count fuckin Chocula, he don't do no countin the bitch can't even read" So I punched him like a infant and proceeded to allow my homie Snuffalupagus to trample his face away. Now afta that encounta i went home and saw my dishwasher on my couch, so i immediatly shouted "Bitch i told you to wait in the car" that made her move but not to the car, some black guy ran in and shouted "Listen up yall cause this is it..." So i cocked my 9 like this and shot that bitch i didn't miss. Thank Ya, to be continued...