Lady Landing

So, when yous a goin up to a hella fine lady-type (like i normally does) what does you say.
"Hi, there mind if i take you out to dinner and perhaps a movie?" NOOOOO WRONG
"That shirt is very becoming on you, if i was on you i would be coming too" CORRECT

Remember girls and ladies especially like a guy wit a good face, if you have a face that reminds girls of a sick combonacion between herbert hoover, fat albert, and Santa, you have a bad face. If she says a to you "Man you look lika The Tussin" that is a good face, but don't go for her because she is a fakin being italiano, hence hr use of lika, unless she is actually Mario, then it is hokay but you must watch her addiction to shrooms. Now we both know you cant just bees The Tussin, so you need to go and get something else girls and ladies especially enjoy. WOMEN DO NOT LIKE MEN WHO USE CROSSBOWS, Yes Yes, Napoleon Dynamite lied to you, movies can lie, like when E.T was all "Uhhp i'm dead, den hes all, bitch please i is a healthy alium, unlike a sick Russian. You need to learn how to talk.

Go up to a girlsatypes and say "Roses are red lemons are sour, you spread your legs and i will show you the power" then brace for impact as her hand graces yo face at speads that can onlay be described as ridiculous pain speed, but once that stinging fades, she will forget the comment and remember tha gesture, and she will be all i would most enjoy fornicating with you in that restroom stall some drunkard just vomited in.

Call me Justin as in Just Incredible, no don't, call me The Tussin or i gonna smack yo face at ridiculous pain speeds, it will hurt like the Dickens, as in Charles Dickens is kicking yo faces' ass.

Thank me later.